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Post by noons on Sept 15, 2009 23:29:36 GMT
From a site called "Quantum Jumping: The Inter-Dimensional Quest For A Better You"
REVEALED: The shocking yet immensely effective technique that gives anyone and I mean anyone the ability to consistently accomplish any goal, master any skill, and manifest endless abundance, health and happiness.
Seems legit so far...
That secret is a technique I call Quantum Jumping, and I’ve promised myself to share it with the world in 2009 – because I can’t keep it to myself any longer with a clear conscience.
What On Earth Is Quantum Jumping? Quantum Jumping is the process of “jumping” into parallel dimensions, and gaining skills, knowledge, wisdom and inspiration from alternate versions of yourself.
Whoever said there weren't any benefits to the multiverse theory?
…Are you still with me? Did that sound crazy? It did to me at first – and that’s precisely why I’ve been holding on to it until the right time, a time when someone like you would be willing to open your mind to it.
And that time is now. Why? Because some of the finest minds on the planet are starting to discover evidence supporting my claims. Geniuses like Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku and Neil Turok, all of whom are responsible for unbelievable breakthroughs in the field of quantum physics.
But just as important as the acknowledgement of experts is what I’ve seen and experienced for myself. After sharing Quantum Jumping with selected students in my seminars, I’ve seen incredible results. Stories of inspiration, stories of rags to riches, the kind of stories you’d usually only find in those feel good Hollywood blockbusters.
And now it’s time for you to have your own story – which is why I’ve compiled a FREE 6-module Quantum Jumping Introduction Course, so that you, and as many people as possible can gain an understanding of this remarkable phenomenon, and change your life for the better.
So...who wants to go first?
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Post by knowingthomas on Sept 16, 2009 5:04:36 GMT
Geniuses like Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku and Neil Turok, all of whom are responsible for unbelievable breakthroughs in the field of quantum physics.
They have the unbelievable part right.
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Post by humphreyclarke on Sept 16, 2009 5:39:55 GMT
www.quantumjumping.comwww.youtube.com/watch?v=1pOKL9w6giwOh my God! "Hi Burt, I just wanted to let you know how much I've enjoyed the quantum jumping course. I have met several of my twin selves and have received from them what I have asked for in very unique ways. One in particular time I was purchasing a home and wanted to insure the close of the sale. I went into a quantum jumping meditation and met the Alicia that already lived in that home. She was in the kitchen cooking, (I love to cook) and she took off her apron and gave it to me. She then said "here it's yours now, you will be the one cooking in this kitchen" I then took the apron put it on and she turned around and walked away. Thank you for opening up this concept to me and making it available."This was inevitable. The multiverse is a god-send for these kind of people. Last I heard, David Icke was also using it to argue for the inevitability of shape shifting lizards.
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Post by bernard on Sept 16, 2009 9:50:42 GMT
Would jumping to a parallel universe where you weren't such a gullible fool cause a paradox?
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Post by unkleE on Sept 16, 2009 12:01:25 GMT
When I read the quotes above, I thought you were all being a bit serious, and it was obviously a spoof of both life coach gurus and the multiverse theory. I thought it was hilarious. But then I went to the site, and now I'm not so sure. But surely it is a spoof!! Has any brave soul actually signed up to receive the introductory course?
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Post by bvgdez on Sept 16, 2009 13:42:47 GMT
I'm waiting for one of my parallel universe twin selves to sign up. When he then comes to tap the depths of my wisdom he'll be convinced it's a complete waste of time.
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Post by eckadimmock on Sept 17, 2009 3:38:32 GMT
"Hi Burt, I just wanted to let you know how much I've enjoyed the quantum jumping course. I have met several of my twin selves and have received from them what I have asked for in very unique ways. One in particular time I was purchasing a home and wanted to insure the close of the sale. I went into a quantum jumping meditation and met the Alicia that already lived in that home. She was in the kitchen cooking, (I love to cook) and she took off her apron and gave it to me. She then said "here it's yours now, you will be the one cooking in this kitchen" I then took the apron put it on and she turned around and walked away. Thank you for opening up this concept to me and making it available." It obviously has tremendous implications for the real estate market.
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Post by Mike D on Sept 17, 2009 6:35:48 GMT
I am left unsure whether:
1) This is a spoof;
2) 'Burt' is a huckster of the highest order, or
3) 'Burt' is sincere but (highly) deluded
There is of course the 4th option, that it is in fact true, but - call me over-sceptical if you wish - I'm going to discount this one. I feel little urge to try the 'free introduction', as I have an uneasy feeling that it might be one of those 'try the free introduction and get the main course for a measly $200, cancel within 30 days and you don't pay anything, honest guv'nor' deals, where you would find it easier to leap tall buildings than to cancel.
Mike
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Post by jim_s on Sept 20, 2009 18:58:52 GMT
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Post by magistrate on Mar 21, 2015 1:06:20 GMT
Yeah. advanced user here
Yes I'd say it works
I'd say you need a certain amount of metaphysical knowledge to get more out of the program. You need heightened senses to pick up on pointers during the meditation. If your a busy boring guy who works in a cubicle it might not work for you. Lets look. Can you vividly recall the content of your dreams when you sleep and can you discern meanings and reasons behind symbolism in your dreamstate? Can you record a dream after you awake? If you can do this, then you can probably quantum jump well. But some people cannot remember dreams and some people cannot recall dreams when they awake. Because the tool I use in jumping is visualization. others may use hearing or thoughts or other ways of obtaining information or some other use of the 5 senses. I use dream recall as an index to see how intuitive you are. Not everyone can remember dreams. Not everyone can quantum jump. It also helps to know metaphysics. You may be tapping into a crucial power, element, or entity that can help guide you in quantum jumping if you study metaphysics and 'new age concepts'. If you dont, these things are harder to learn and master.
That said, can someone steer me to a place where advanced users of the program can chat? All the forums on it talk about, 'does it work', or 'is it worth it'. I cannot for the life of me, find a place where it says 'I am an advanced quantum jumping user. I am having serious issues with the program. It is interrupting my life. how can you help?' Those forums arent around for me, and I havent found them anywhere. When I asked the mindvalley support for help. The guy said he couldnt help me at this stage. Not even burt would answer my emails. I really dont know where to turn. For me quantum jumping has become TOO REAL. I guess I havent used it standardly. I tended to look at extremes for myself, like the ultimate bad or ultimate good version of myself. The problem is Im now freaken stuck inside of the evil or ultimate bad version of myself and I cant get out of it. Im not a leader. I dont have tons of followers. I dont preach in a temple. I dont run a country. No, none of that happened to me. Its more like a million accidental problems occuring on other planes of existence that are all being attributed to a person and I dont know anything about it conciously. Its like heaven is hunting me for no reason. Its like heinous things are being done and I have no idea or control about yet its always attributed to me. Its an impossible nightmare Im living. Lets say you found out, that the evil version of you lives in an apartment and eats a particular cereal for breakfast. What if you live in an apartment and eat cereal. Then that automaticallly makes you evil and a million bad things start happening to you. Its really out of control. Im not sure where to turn but it ruined my life. That is one example. The problem Im facing with the program is something like that. Its something I am having a really hard time changing or jumping out of to a more positive state. Its not that, but its another example I can use with other people. But you can really be anything you want. Its just that when I looked at the extremes of myself it caused problems for me. But yeah if you beleive in magick or coincidences in any form this program is definately for you. Ive only been using it for a few years and already have supernormal powers. Granted Im still basically living in a basement but I havent been using the more mundane jumps to get ahead slowly. In fact Ive been struggling for months to escape an evil jump that is just torturing me. I dont know give it a try and let me know if you come accross other successful students. Just dont seek out certain things i sought out.
Sometimes theres thousands of doors. Sometimes theres a few. Sometimes its closed. Sometimes you get information and then the other you closes the door in your face. Its really based around timing and positivity. The program isnt flawless. Thanks Bruce C Revan (psuedonym)
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Post by evangelion on Mar 22, 2015 1:54:58 GMT
Yeah. advanced user here
Yes I'd say it works
I'd say you need a certain amount of metaphysical knowledge to get more out of the program. You need heightened senses to pick up on pointers during the meditation. If your a busy boring guy who works in a cubicle it might not work for you. Lets look. Can you vividly recall the content of your dreams when you sleep and can you discern meanings and reasons behind symbolism in your dreamstate? Can you record a dream after you awake? If you can do this, then you can probably quantum jump well. But some people cannot remember dreams and some people cannot recall dreams when they awake. Because the tool I use in jumping is visualization. others may use hearing or thoughts or other ways of obtaining information or some other use of the 5 senses. I use dream recall as an index to see how intuitive you are. Not everyone can remember dreams. Not everyone can quantum jump. It also helps to know metaphysics. You may be tapping into a crucial power, element, or entity that can help guide you in quantum jumping if you study metaphysics and 'new age concepts'. If you dont, these things are harder to learn and master.
That said, can someone steer me to a place where advanced users of the program can chat? All the forums on it talk about, 'does it work', or 'is it worth it'. I cannot for the life of me, find a place where it says 'I am an advanced quantum jumping user. I am having serious issues with the program. It is interrupting my life. how can you help?' Those forums arent around for me, and I havent found them anywhere. When I asked the mindvalley support for help. The guy said he couldnt help me at this stage. Not even burt would answer my emails. I really dont know where to turn. For me quantum jumping has become TOO REAL. I guess I havent used it standardly. I tended to look at extremes for myself, like the ultimate bad or ultimate good version of myself. The problem is Im now freaken stuck inside of the evil or ultimate bad version of myself and I cant get out of it. Im not a leader. I dont have tons of followers. I dont preach in a temple. I dont run a country. No, none of that happened to me. Its more like a million accidental problems occuring on other planes of existence that are all being attributed to a person and I dont know anything about it conciously. Its like heaven is hunting me for no reason. Its like heinous things are being done and I have no idea or control about yet its always attributed to me. Its an impossible nightmare Im living. Lets say you found out, that the evil version of you lives in an apartment and eats a particular cereal for breakfast. What if you live in an apartment and eat cereal. Then that automaticallly makes you evil and a million bad things start happening to you. Its really out of control. Im not sure where to turn but it ruined my life. That is one example. The problem Im facing with the program is something like that. Its something I am having a really hard time changing or jumping out of to a more positive state. Its not that, but its another example I can use with other people. But you can really be anything you want. Its just that when I looked at the extremes of myself it caused problems for me. But yeah if you beleive in magick or coincidences in any form this program is definately for you. Ive only been using it for a few years and already have supernormal powers. Granted Im still basically living in a basement but I havent been using the more mundane jumps to get ahead slowly. In fact Ive been struggling for months to escape an evil jump that is just torturing me. I dont know give it a try and let me know if you come accross other successful students. Just dont seek out certain things i sought out.
Sometimes theres thousands of doors. Sometimes theres a few. Sometimes its closed. Sometimes you get information and then the other you closes the door in your face. Its really based around timing and positivity. The program isnt flawless. Thanks Bruce C Revan (psuedonym)
Dude you got 99 problems, but quantum jumping ain't one.
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